Step aside, surface dwellers. The underground has a new icon.
Meet Ratonio, the emo rat bard whose sorrowful solos echo through sewer tunnels and shattered hearts alike. This shirt captures the essence of his tragic tale, equal parts eyeliner and eldritch energy. With the bold declaration “Vermin of Verse”, it’s perfect for anyone who sings in minor keys and feels in major ways.
Whether you're rolling dice or rolling your eyes at the world, this tee lets everyone know:
You don’t just play the bard, you live the angst.
Soft. Stylish. Squeaky with sadness.
Wear it to your next session, your next show, or your next existential crisis.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GM Eric's Gaming Experiences and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1721 South WW White Road, Suite 120 - 58 San Antonio, TX, United States, Texas 78220 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Step aside, surface dwellers. The underground has a new icon.
Meet Ratonio, the emo rat bard whose sorrowful solos echo through sewer tunnels and shattered hearts alike. This shirt captures the essence of his tragic tale, equal parts eyeliner and eldritch energy. With the bold declaration “Vermin of Verse”, it’s perfect for anyone who sings in minor keys and feels in major ways.
Whether you're rolling dice or rolling your eyes at the world, this tee lets everyone know:
You don’t just play the bard, you live the angst.
Soft. Stylish. Squeaky with sadness.
Wear it to your next session, your next show, or your next existential crisis.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GM Eric's Gaming Experiences and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1721 South WW White Road, Suite 120 - 58 San Antonio, TX, United States, Texas 78220 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
